I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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