He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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