Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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