that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize