rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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