I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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