Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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