he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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