She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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