I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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