Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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