had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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