worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The air taste purple.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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