While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That accounts for only three of the penises
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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