stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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