you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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