dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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