Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
i think my cat just said my name.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My vagina just clenched in fear
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize