i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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