This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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