i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I love you.
Bad choice
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