I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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