Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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