I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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