Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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