Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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