I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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