People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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