i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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