And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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