do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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