haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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