He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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