So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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