I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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