i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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