i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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