For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
