we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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