Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize