You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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