No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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