Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Randomize