We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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