Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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