Whod you bang
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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