Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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