He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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