let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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