"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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