I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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